If I Were A Killer

This Is Just A Hypothetical Story
Of Someone, Let's Just Say It's Me
I'd Gain Acceptance For My Murderous Ways
By Stalking A Defenseless Prey

If I Were A Killer, I'd Smile Just Like The Boy Next Door
If I Were A Killer, I'd Say I Do It For The Poor
If I Were A Killer, You'd Bring Me Victims More And More
If I Were A Killer!

Supreme Court Would Agree To Hear My Case
And Find Me Innocent Of Crime
Holding Public Rallies To Incite Sympathy
Creative Actuality

If I Were A Killer, I'd Hide Behind A Doctor's Door
If I Were A Killer, I'd Scrape You Off My Office Floor