Xerxes' Song

I Miss My Spiffy Queen, Do You Know Who I Mean?
This Specific Queen, Rebuffed Me As Her King
We Signed A Law Evictin' Her, 'cause That's The Media-Persia Way
I Need To Date Some Ladies, My Former Missus Can't Be Queen
You Know She Wouldn't Answer, She Ruined A Banquet Of Mine
If All The Rest Of Them Dudes' Wives Had Ever Heard This
Boy, I Bet They'd Start To Act Less Feminine

Yes, I Seek A Queen, 'cause The Old One Defied Me
This Insipid Queen, It Cost Her Everything
This Lady, Queen Vashti, Would Not Receive Commands
You Know That I Told Her, "Now You Can Pound Sand"
The Queen Was Lookin' Pretty, But I Can't Let That Slide
Now I'm Just A Sad Dude With A Million Girlfriends
I'm A Big Important Guy With Wounded Pride

You Know, They Brought Me Esther
She Proved Better, Oh My
Than The Rest Of Them Blue-Blooded, Fancy-Haired Chicks
All Of Media-Persia Now Must Get In Line
Heyyyy, Yes, I've Picked A Queen